Yoo-Hoo® Mix-Ups

A while back when I was rummaging through my pantry I came upon several bottles of flavored Yoo-hoo that I had scored from Wal-Mart and tucked away for over a year.
Each of the bottles was covered with a little dust and needed a pretty fierce shaking, but the contents were very well preserved and quite tasty. After some Web browsing of a few unofficial Yoo-hoo Web sites, I discovered these worshipped "Mix-ups" variety of the famous chocolate drink had since been put to rest. Now, after a little work in the top secret "lab," I've come up with a way to clone the flavor of these bottled products which can no longer be obtained outside of the ethereal food-world afterlife.